Read My Hips

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Read My Hips Production Info Directed By: John Pasquin Written By: B.K. Taylor Episode Info Season: 2 Episode: 1 Air Date: September 16, 1992 Read My Hips is the first episode of the second season of Home Improvement. This is the season premiere. It originally aired on ABC in the United States on September 16, 1992. NOTE: This is the first episode, in which Home Improvement began using cold opens at the start of each episode. The cold opens will remain in use until the show's ending in 1999. Synopsis Jill has planned a romantic surprise dinner for Tim, who is at Big Mike's with Al and the guys from K&B Construction. He phones home and she flirts with him, and he doesn't notice and comes home two hours late. Jill is upset and accuses him of not picking up all the signals she sends. Tim thinks that signals should be clear and dresses up as Fred the phone repairman so he can fix the problem. Meanwhile, Brad is wondering whether Jennifer jabbing him is a sign that she wants to kiss him. Gallery Home Improvement Episodes Season 1 Pilot • Mow Better Blues • Off Sides • Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof Wild Kingdom • Adventures in Fine Dining • Nothing More Than Feelings • Flying Sauces • Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble • Reach Out and Teach Someone • Look Who's Not Talking • Yule Better Watch Out • Up Your Alley • For Whom the Belch Tolls • Forever Jung • Jill's Birthday • What About Bob? • Baby, It's Cold Outside • Unchained Malady • Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor • A Battle of Wheels • Luck Be a Taylor Tonight • Al's Fair in Love and War • Stereo-Typical