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Synopsis[]Tim gets a chain mail and throws it away. Bad luck soon follows him. He dyes his hands green and Jill beats him up, decking him in the face with a knockout punch and giving him a black eye and a disfigured face Quotes[]Tim: "Try to hit me in the face. Come on" Jill: "Tim! I am not gonna fight you!" Tim: "You're not gonna fight me; I'm just gonna show you how much skill it takes to hit a moving target." Jill: "I don't want to hit you!" Tim: "I didn't say you were gonna hit me; I said you were going to TRY to hit me." Tim (While playfully touching Jill's hair): ''"Ding, ding." Jill: "Stop that!" Karen: "Nail him!" Tim: "Come on." Jill (Raising her fists into a fighting pose): "Alright." Tim: "Good." (Tim and Jill fight and Jill tries to land a punch on Tim) Tim: "Come on, hit me. What's your problem? Honey?" Jill: "I'm gonna get you." Tim: "Oh, I'm so scared, I'm shaking in my boots." Jill: "I am!" (Jill struggles to land a solid punch on Tim as he dodges): Tim: "See? It's a science. I'm outhinking you." Mark: "I blew a bubble!" (Tim looks away briefly and Jill throws a powerful right hook): Jill lands a solid right hook on Tim's face and then proceeds to beat him up: (Loud punches are heard as they land on Tim's face as it starts to swell and turn black and blue) (Tim is knocked out with two black eyes and a horribly disfigured face while Jill shakes her hands) Jill: "Ah! Ah!" Gallery[]CRACK! Jill plants a solid uppercut on Tim's chin that sends his head back reeling and loosens some of his teeth.
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