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Tim gets a chain mail and throws it away. Bad luck soon follows him. He dyes his hands green and Jill beats him up, decking him in the face with a knockout punch, giving him a black eye and a disfigured face
Tim: "Try to hit me in the face. Come on"
Jill: "Tim! I am not gonna fight you!"
Tim: "You're not gonna fight me; I'm just gonna show you how much skill it takes to hit a moving target."
Jill: "I don't want to hit you!"
Tim: "I didn't say you were gonna hit me; I said you were going to TRY to hit me."
Tim (While playfully touching Jill's hair): ''"Ding, ding."
Jill: "Stop that!"
Karen: "Nail him!"
Tim: "Come on."
Jill (Raising her fists into a fighting pose): "Alright."
(Tim and Jill fight and Jill tries to land a punch on Tim)
Tim: "Come on, hit me. What's your problem? Honey?"
Jill: "I'm gonna get you."
Tim: "Oh, I'm so scared, I'm shaking in my boots."
Jill: "I am!"
(Jill struggles to land a solid punch on Tim as he dodges):
Tim: "See? It's a science. I'm outhinking you."
Mark: "I blew a bubble!"
(Tim looks away briefly and Jill throws a powerful right hook):
Jill lands a solid right hook on Tim's face and then proceeds to beat him up:
(Loud punches are heard as they land on Tim's face as it starts to swell and turn black and blue)
(Tim is knocked out with two black eyes and a horribly disfigured face while Jill shakes her hands)
Jill: "Ah! Ah!"